Price of Eggs Today

Trump promised to make eggs cheaper

• “When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One”
• “They’re going to be affording their groceries very soon”

Meanwhile, he’s been busy with . . .

• Pardoning violent January 6 rioters
• Dumping crypto on his supporters
• Distracting you with niche social issues

How does any of that lower the price of eggs?